Well, it's been November since I started this story, and I'm CLOSER to being done ^^;

this is the official link post, I'll update it so from here you can go to any chapter

This is basically my first fanfiction and it's a boy-on-boy story, so you were warned! My style changes drastically from the first chapter to the current one and I hope that's in a good way.... :)

links below! (btw it's a Naruto story sans Naruto)

Pairing: the scarecrow and the dolphin
Genre: Romance/Comedy
Beta: kokiden 
Rating: PG-15 at the most.....
Summary: War rages in the Land of the Fire. Refugees pour into Konoha, forcing some residents to relocate. The effect this has on the citizens is completely unprecedented, especially for Kakashi, Iruka, Neji, and even Kankuro....

[Ichi] [Ni] [San] [Shi] [Go] [Roku] [Shichi] [Hachi] [Kyuu] [Juu] [Juu-ichi] [Juu-ni] [Juu-san] [Juu-yon] [Juu-go] [Juu-roku] [Juu-nana] [Juu-hachi] [Juu-kyuu] [Ni-Juu] [Ni-Juu-ichi] [Ni-Juu-ni] [Nii-Juu-san] [Nii-Juu-yon] [Nii-Juu-go] [Nii-juu-roku] [Nii-Juu-nana] [Nii-juu-hachi] [Nii-juu-kyuu] [San-yuu]

A blog entry, suprisingly

Considering I have stuff to do >_>

But I was reading my old blog entries out of nostalgia (awww)

Funny how excited I was when I got my cell phone ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO and now I think it's a piece of crap because it IS a piece of crap :p

Oh well. Still writing, still blogging, still playing videogames until just before dawn, still reading and definitely still using the computer for purposes other that their intentded (unless the actual express purpose of a computer is to check out porn and factiods that you are going to forget about in half an hour)

I'm gonna being to post my NaNoWriMo entries here.....not usre I is gonna use LJ cut, becuase who reads these things besides myself and the man cat in my head?

Today while standing in the elevator, waiting for the stubborn door to close, it struck how foolish we looked: a group of seven unrelated yet smart people, standing in a metal box, waiting for something to happen, like waiting from a sign above.

I wonder if when elevators where invented they had a weird name the way cars were called "horseless carriage". And I wonder how long has it been since elevator assistants have been all but extinct, surviving only on minimum wage in some extra-fancy hotels. And even though they are a threatened species, everyone knows who they are and what they do. Will my children know this as well?

Yay?


He checked his watch. 1900 hours on campus. Students came and went from their classes, some leaving for home for the whole weekend. Like any Friday night in this university, parties were being planned, mostly around the number of people and the amount of beer available.

Students shuffled to and fro, most of them ignoring the young man who stood against the entrance of the newly-deserted Engineering building. He was dressed in the normal uniform of a grad student: jeans, white T-shirt and a chequered shirt.
He stood rather still, the fingers of his right hand tapping on his thigh as he squinted against the last rays of sunlight.

He heard a pair of feet approach, but thought nothing of it until their owner spoke.
"Hey...David?"
The one called David turned around to see a stout young man about to be twenty looking at him with timid eyes, despite the fact that he was noticeably taller than him. Dark hair and green eyes made the taller man look more exotic as he towered over the other, who had coffee-coloured hair and brown honey-laced eyes.

David smiled at his taller counter-part, grabbing his upper arm in a friendly way. "Come with me, Andreas."

He heard the second male exhale in discontent at the sound of his name. He himself could not tell why "Andreas" sounded old-fashioned or stupid, but he didn't care about that detail. Once they were well inside the building, David slowed his steps and abruptly took Andreas' hand. Andreas blushed noticeably, but he did not let go, he gave a faint squeeze instead. They kept walking, hand-in-hand, through the dimly-lit hallways, the silence interrupted by the sound of their footsteps and the occasional flickering of an old neon light.

They finally found the classroom they had been looking for, it fit about twenty students instead of the usual three hundred. The door was unlocked, because nobody wanted to steal an old overhead projector or some abused plastic chairs.

Andreas filed in rather sheepishly while David strode after him with purpose, closing the the door in the same motion. Two windows illuminated the room, one with a blood red and orange light, showing the last vestiges of the dying sun and the other with a bruised purple sky.

The shorter one touched his boyfriend's arm slowly, tracing it up and down as he got closer. Andreas, suddenly shy, avoided his gaze and looked at his feet even though he knew what he intended. He closed his eyes when David went for the kiss, but did not move away.

David continued to touch and kiss him without words until finally he got a response. A bit awkwardly, the darker-haired boy moved so both of them were in a better position, pushing against the nearest desk, making the iron-framed furniture occasionally groan in metallic protest.

Despite all his shyness, Andreas was rather excited by what was about to happen. It was a turning point in their relationship and he hoped that David saw it like that as well. Growing more and more passionate, he fished in his pocket for one of the those condoms you got for free at the nurse's office, complete with tiny cartoon instructions on how to put it on.

He was nervous, this was the first time he was going to have sex with David. He wanted to perform well, but not to seem too needy or aggressive. He did not know how to bring up the condom, despite his desire to present it as if he dealt with prophylactics all the time. At the beginning of this evening he had been wondering who would be wearing the condom, but it was becoming increasingly obvious that he would not.

David, for his part, kissed him fiercely, not allowing him room to breathe or, more importantly, think. He kissed and caressed intensely until Andreas was panting, his cheeks flushed and his hips grinding for more, the latex contraceptive soon forgotten.

David could hear the palpitations Andreas' excited heart was making. He cold feel himself growing longer, and he was almost overcome with the urge to enter him right then. But he did not want to spoil the timing, so he dry-swallowed and continued his erotic movements.

With a shaking hand that that seemed slightly hesitant at first, he reached down to his boyfriend's crotch, beginning a massage that would soon send them both in a frenzy.
Andreas moaned and shook, occasionally seeking a kiss, but generally too distracted with the hand on his pants.

Eventually he could not take in anymore and separated briefly from his lover, long enough to undo his belt and pull down his pants to reveal his very hard member. David took his cue to grab it and begin their carnal dance anew, using his long fingers to make Andreas forget everything except the two of them, screwing in a university classroom. Suddenly the dark-haired youth seemed to remember he was the only one with his dick out and moved his hands towards the zipper of his lover. But David shoved against him with renewed force, using his other hand to explore the other side of the half-off underwear, and soon his own pants were forgotten.

Knowing the moment was near by the short breaths Andreas was taking, the David took a long lick on his lover's neck. Immediately there was a strange prickling sensation on the taller youth's neck, but the he was not paying too close attention to his neck. He felt he was ready to burst.

Feeling expert fingers pleasuring him both from the front and the back, Andreas could not longer contain himself. Clutching on to David for dear life, he had an orgasm like never before. He hardly noticed that his boyfriend was biting his neck at the exact same moment. He yelled, moaned, and finally slumped, the loss of blood and the after-glow making him sleepy.

David lifted the limp body and crudely deposited him on the table, pulling up the soiled pants and underwear without buttoning either.

Running his tongue against his lips to lap up any traces of blood, staring at the unconscious young man. He was surprised; he had not expected Andreas to be a virgin. But there was no mistake in the taste of the slightly tangy and sweet taste in his mouth: the taste of someone pure. It had been quite a while since he had tasted something like this,but it wasn't like had been specifically been hunting for virgins. Still, it was a nice surprise.

He leaned against a desk, trying to remember the rules. Was what they had just done sex? Did it count if it had been done with a Mydian? Strictly speaking, there had been no penetration....

David sighed, too lazy to keep thinking about bothersome matters and decided to not break up with Andreas after tonight, like had originally intended to. He would have to wait a month or two before drawing his blood again, else someone could get suspicious. But if it turned out that this sort of sex did not count, he had struck gold. Nothing was better than virgin blood voluntarily given. Given Andreas' character, he knew that he was not likely to cheat on him, so this could go on for a few good years.

With that in mind, the vampire slung the limp body over his shoulders, and exited the room.

~~~~~~

Having deposited his so-called lover at his apartment, making sure he would not get too cold, David wandered the dark streets of the city, wondering if he could last on tonight's feeding or should he attack someone at random. He could wait until it was closing time at a bar and attack someone too inebriated to spell his own name. Maybe.

Without really thinking, he wandered into one of those all-night cafes. He had never had coffee when he had been alive, yet it always fascinated him to see how humans could get addicted to it. He had yet to meet one that did not like it.

"What can I get you, mister?"

Maybe he should suck on the waitress. He could hypnotise her right now to make her come into a dark alley with him. He turned to lock on her eyes, his own crimson-red in preparation for the glamour. But as soon as they made eye contact, her turned red aswell, a defensive mechanism. Of all the luck, David sighed discontentedly. She was a Mydian too.

Her eyes widening, she leaned in to whisper, so low that even another vampire would have trouble listening, which was probably the purpose. "Please, stay, I have a question for you. I finish at one."

David made a noise of agreement and exited the place, a bit annoyed. What did she want? If she had questions about vampirism, why not ask her coven master instead of a stranger? But he stayed, mostly for curiosity and being bored.

Eventually she came out of the cafe and stalked towards him. He began walking at a human pace, forcing her to slow down and make both of them seem like a couple. Less suspicious that way.
They walked about a block in silence, before David got annoyed.

"What do you want then?"

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Rating: M because of some kind of sex....not the kind that get you pregnant, but still. Also: homoerotism
Summary: Inspired by nothing in particular, I decided to write my own vampire novel. To my horror, I discovered that my story was little more than a sequence of events without a clear plot, just like twishite *stabs self*
(twishite is a really bad series based on Bella-Sue and Edweird and their tru wuv. You know what I'm talking about)

What I'm hoping to portray is that my vamp is nice to people because it's easier that way rather than he feels like being nice. Also, I'm trying not to make it obvious that this is a vamp story until the biting part.

 

It was the nineteen hours on campus. Students went and came from their classes, some leaving for home for the whole weekend, other going for their last lecture of the day. Like any Friday night in any university, parties were being planned, mostly around the number of people and the amount of beer available.

 

Students shuffled to and fro, all of them ignoring the young man who stood against the entrance of the newly-deserted Engineering building, which did not have any late classes. He was dressed in the normal uniform of a grad student: jeans, white T-shirt and a chequered shirt.

He stood rather still, the fidgeting his fingers were doing hidden by his pocket. He kept shooting glances at the dying sun, which seemed to be mocking him in its slowness to set.

 

He heard a pair of feet approach, but thought nothing of it until they spoke.

"Hey...David?"

He turned around to see a stout young man about to be twenty looking at him with timid eyes, despite the fact that he was noticeably taller than him. Dark hair and green eyes towered over the very average brown combination.

 

The shorter person looked at him briefly, then walked inside. "Come here, Andreas."

 

He could hear the second male exhale in discontent at the sound of his name. He himself could not tell why "Andreas" sounded old-fashioned or stupid, but he didn't care.

As they passed the many empty class-rooms, filled with plastic chairs, old blackboards and not-so-old overhead projectors, he had some time to reflect on his current persona. David the veterinary major at university. It fit him, but not very well. He had prefered Felipe the shop-keeper much more. One of his favourites had been John the movie actor, but that had been short because people kept annoyingly checking up on his career.

 

He finally found the classroom he had been looking for, it fit about twenty students instead of the usual three hundred. He turned the knob forcefully, hoping it wasn't obvious he was breaking it by force.

 

He grabbed the other boy's arm as he entered the classroom and he pressed him against the nearest desk as soon at the door banged closed behind them.

 

He kissed him fiercely, not allowing him room to breathe or, more importantly, think. They continued kissing in this fashion until the boy named Andreas was panting, his cheeks flushed and his hips grinding for more.

 

David could hear the palpitations Andreas' excited heart was making. He barely could hear the blood rushing to the boy's cheeks, his brain, and somewhere far more South.

He cold feel himself growing longer, but he could not do it. Not yet. The timing was not right.

 

With a shaking hand that could be favourably misinterpreted, he reached down to the taller's crotch, beginning a massage that would soon send them both in a frenzy.

Andreas moan and shook, occasionally seeking a kiss, but generally too distracted with the hand on his pants.

 

Eventually he could not take in anymore and separated briefly from his lover, long enough to undo his belt and pull down his pants to reveal his very hard member. David took his cue to grab it and begin their erotic dance anew, using his long fingers to make Andreas forget everything except the two of them, screwing in a university classroom. Suddenly the dark-haired one seemed to remember he was the only one with his dick out and move his hands towards the zipper of his lover. But David shoved against him with renewed force, using his other hand to explore the other side of the half-off underwear, and soon his own pants were forgotten.

 

Knowing the moment was near by the short pants Andreas was taking, the shorter boy took a long lick on his neck. Immediately there was a strange prickling sensation on his neck, but the young student was not paying too close attention to his neck. He felt he was ready to burst.

 

Angling himself so that Andreas could not longer see his face, David finally let his long fangs show, readying himself for a meal.

 

Feeling expert fingers pleasuring him both from the front and the back, Andreas could not longer contain himself. Clutching on to David for dear life, he had an orgasm like never before. He hardly noticed that his boyfriend was biting his neck at the exact same moment. He yelled, moaned, and finally slumped, the loss of blood and the after-glow making him sleepy.

 

David lifted the limp body and crudely deposited him on the table, pulling up the soiled pants and underwear without buttoning either.

 

Running his tongue against his lips to lap up any traces of blood, he considered what to do. This was the 21^st century and if a person went missing, it was not going to go unnoticed. Police would be phoned in, parents would be called, a search party would be organized and someone at some point was bound to mention that Andreas had a boyfriend. It could lead to a huge mess if the police found out were he slept and tried to ask him questions.

 

Despite his immense urge to drain the young and healthy man dry, it would be a huge bother to get rid of the body and to get away himself. Despite the scorn he got from other undead, he prefered his own lazy way, pretending to have sex with them while having a meal.

 

Leaning against one of the plastic chairs, he reflected that he had always been notorious for taking the lazy way out of everything. Even back when he was helping in his father's shop in Italia, he had gotten more that one beating for trying to do things faster instead of better.

 

The now rather pale youth stirred in his sleep, probably uncomfortable to have a hard desk as a bed, but did not wake. The vampire hoped that he had not taken too much blood and Andreas would be too weak to walk in the morning. That could lead to bothersome questions. Taking off his useless checkered jacket, which he did not need to keep warm, he bunched it up and put it underneath his boyfriend's neck, to prevent accusations of neglect and sore necks in the morning.

 

Leaning on his chair again, he tried to find a word to describe himself. Lazy would be good, but what about his occasional bursts of activity? He would rather work hard for two hours if it was going to save him twelve hours of menial work. For that reason he had killed his vampire master, which had not easy.

 

But he was more than tired of waiting hand and foot to the man that made him into a Mydian for no apparent reason and one day he managed to lock him out as the sun was rising. It had been a clever plan, because a vampire can survive in the sun perhaps long enough to find shade while sustaining terrible burns, he had to make sure Sid would not find any shade nearby at all. He had found a war-time bunker in the middle of a tree-less plain to serve that purpose, but luring Sid out there had been a huge pain. Eventually he had lied saying that he had found a young virgin interested in escaping her overly religious family in search of adventure.

 

Becoming master-less, he roamed most of Europe by himself, occasionally finding some creatures like himself, but never joining a coven. Since vampires did not eat, bathe or need new clothes regularly, a night-time job and a low-rent home made sure most undead had small fortunes in the time of a few decades. But having a permanent name, home or bank account did not appeal to him at all. It would mean taking the care of making sure the humans suspected nothing and regular trips to the same place every night. How boring a tedious.

 

Instead of making money, he took it from his victims whenever he needed some and if that was not enough, he attacked someone rich-looking. He was fast enough not to be identified and he switched locations enough as to not arouse suspicion.

 

He had really enjoyed the nineteenth century. In any big city, he could grab anyone off the street and one would notice or care. If he grabbed someone important the police might poke around for a bit, they never unearthed anything because he fed the dry flesh to the pigs and burned the bones.

 

Early on he had discovered two rather interesting things: a whore's blood could taste really nasty and an aroused person's one could be delicious. He suspected that sluts had contaminated blood for obvious reasons, but he could not figure out the aroused one. He did several experiments with young women, learning how to use his fingers so they would not suspect that his own phallus had long gone limp forever.

 

He found out that he got the most pleasure when he bit right when the woman was moaning the most. Maybe he was even doing them a favour, they were dying rather happy.

 

But by the early twentieth century advances in science made it harder for him to keep killing people, so he left Europe and walked to Africa. There he enjoyed almost total freedom of movement and stayed nearly five decades. He was annoyed when the country he stayed in became urbanized and suddenly people began to care what his credit rating was before allowing him to rent.

 

Also tired of the relentless African sun, which made him weak even at night, he decided to embark a dangerous journey: over water. Mydians were made weak by running water so he needed to take precautions before shipping himself in a coffin made with wood of his hometown.

 

But he was rewarded: he arrived to the United States in time for the sexual revolution, many young girls were into "free love" and willing to take a stranger into their homes. Abandoning his "wait in a dark alley" tactic, he began biting girls and leaving them alive. It took a few tries for him to get how much he could take right, but he was rewarded with many free meals.

 

As the hippy days died out something else started: gay awareness. Richard [his current name] had never considered trying his sex tactic with men because for a long time he would have gotten rejected. But the more he went to gay bars at night and went to some room with a young man in a tow, the more he found out that men were less likely to seek him out or try to find him after what they believed had been a one-night-stand.

Anyway I was on deviantART today and thinking of Maude Lebowski I typed in the word "vagina"

Interestingly enough, the first pic that came up was rather nice, but what you could see was NOT the vagina, but in fact the labia

I scrolled through the comments and it turns out that nobody pointed this out until a LOT later

Further research *cough* leads me to believe that people think that "vagina" is what is between women's legs and you usually see in porn shots

Those are the labia and clitoris, the vagina is inside, you won't see it unless it's a REALLY underground porn film or a medical documentary

I guess over the years vagina has become the sexual counterpart to penis in terms of words?

Yet in my eyes the female sexual organ is much more complex than the male, which mainly consists of the penis and the testicles. We have the vagina, the uterus, the ovaries and the fallopian tubes. (this without mentioning the "small" stuff)

What a great conversation piece LOL

Yesterday I went to sleep over Karst's house, we watched the Big Lewobski and I drank all her soy milk and we had chinese food :)

Then we played pokemon until about 4 in the morning. When she turned off the light I had to use the loo, but I could only find her parent's bedroom one (they were not home)
after taking a piss I wanted to go back to her room and ran into a wall x___x ow

Me very tired at 4 am in the dark in an unknown house, I guess it had to happen

I checked this morning and I didn't bruise

I got up REALLY early to go to the stupid dentist's
I do not mind cleaning, but I hate the part when they use a drill-like thing on your teeth ugh D:
and then they told me I had a cavity >_>

since I had the whole day they told me to come back at 11:30, so I went home and played two straight hours of pokemon LOL
I went back and they started with the filling, but before I knew it, I had been anesthezised! ahhh! I couldn't feel the right half od my face, from my lips to my ears >___<

and of course when I got home Mia went ballistic because she worries about my health and drugs go straight to your liver :(
well at least I didn't let them take an x-ray

bleah, this summer I'm feeling a little forgotten

my so-called boyfriend is in paris with his family :p

this summer is an endless acid trip, but without the pretty colours 9____9

I like the fact that we are not getting as much heat, I like to sleep comfortable

Ever since I got my laptop I've become more and more addictied to the internetz oh noes

but eventually even I get bored of it, which is mad

discovering the awesomess of hellsing and creature feature :D :D

letsee what I can accomplished htis week 0___o

Mas descripciones en deviantART ;)

And so a night of my life ends, after about three hours of staring at the fat guy next to me rocking on while protecting his midget girlfriend

IT WAS AWESOME :D :D :D

[23-10-07]

Karst, remember this????

We kick off this year's convention with SUPER TIMCAMPI!!!! TAH TAHH TAHH TAAAH!

A female Link
YAY KAKSHI! I still love youuuuu!
EEK! Link and Midna! Twilight Princess FTW!
Pichu and some Shadow Pokemon I don't know
STEIN HAKUSEN!!! MARRY ME!!!!!
There's Soul Eater at the convention this yeeear!! <3 <3 <3 <3 Stein, Death the Kid and the Thompson sisters!!
Hello Maka :)
Clown King Allen :D
Stein and Spirito-kun! Though there seems to be TWO Spiritos or it is a fake Stein is holding? Hmmmmm...
The D.Gray Man crew! happiness all around! <3
Pikachu and Charmander! Cute!!
Luigi and Browser! Oh man I wish I remembered his japanese name :p
Edward Elric, yayz!
LOLOL! Alladin! Did he get lost in the cave of wonders? XD
Stein vs. Death the Kid! Who will win?
My hubby Kanda!! :D :D

Roy Mustang as seen from the back...
This guy isn't really from an anime, but I'm too scared to point that out....
Samurai :3
Luffy-kun with two people I don't know
Shikamruuuu! Stop walking away plz!
Maka and Black Star! Whee!
Stange combination! Death the Kid, Near and some did from Kingdom Hearts!
Alucard needs a more insane smile, but very well done nevertheless :)
No idea where this did came from, but nice costume!
Transformed Uliqorria 0________0
Bleach people YAY!
69 dude! I always forget your name but I love you nevertheless! :)
Soul!!! Even her teeth are spiky!! 0__o
Justin Law and Maka! What does Justin have in his hand?
More Bleach people!
Is Grimmjow gonna have to choke a bitch?!
Jiraiya and Yuroichi!
Too bad this picture was taken from the back. See the guy in black is a ninja
She looks strangely familiar....
Hinata-chan :3
Stupid lighting :p cool bug costume!
Some military chick gets in the way of San. RIP HER FACE OFF, SAN!
San is doing deals with the Akatsuki...oh dear.

I'll upload more later :D

Again, the descripstions of these pics are in my deviantArt page, BECAUSE I AM LAZY!! XDD




the next few pics were taken with my cellphone, too small for devianART
I think I was looking at a deer...

eighth of july 2007
some church, I think in Montreal 12 of august of 2007
same day we go to the Tan-tan festival :D
people dancing like they're possesed

me making a fool of myself at the 2009 Masquerade 8D

look at that belt, no wonder I didn't win XDD

tons of fun, good times :3

the descriptions of these pics are in my deviantART page



OK I'm done....and that took only two hours, yay

the descriptions of these pics are in my deviantART page

the descriptions of these pics are in my deviantART page, because I'm a lazy ass I won't type them twice or even bother to copy & paste LOL

So I was looking for some appropiate stuff for the Japan Club T-shirts and came across this:



It's not exactly innapropiate, I actually find it quite artistic :o
See, most stuff from the Edo period shows Japanese girls in showy, flowy kimonos, yet this one is taking a bath.

Break from convention FTW!